Anyone who follows me know that I am a diehard comic book geek. I have been reading and collecting comic books since the 70s. I started with John Romita’s run on Spider-Man and Jim Lee’s Legion of Superheroes and graduated to Chris Claremont’s X-Men and John Byrne’s Alpha Flight and more. As a young man, I wanted to be a comic book artist and creator like Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, but sadly, my artistic talent wasn’t up to par. So, I took up the pen and typewriter to be a writer. So, my criticism of the recent string of comic book movies mainly comes from the writing.

First and foremost, they stray from the source material. I think everyone was excited to hear that The Flash movie was going to based on the Flashpoint comic series by Geoff Johns. However, what we got was hardly that. Yes, bringing back Michael Keaton as Batman for one last go around and then the cameo by George Clooney was fun, but it’s not enough. Flashpoint was gritty, unrelenting in its presentation, and we got none of that. We all wanted the Thomas Wayne Batman, filled with anger and regret, but all we got was more humor-filled “shtick” from two wise-cracking Barry’s.

Humor seems to be the driving factor behind these movies nowadays. It’s no longer a serious movie with bits of humor to move it along but instead a comedy movie with a few dramatic moments. Compare the first Thor movie to Thor: Love and Thunder. Jane Foster dying from cancer is a serious topic that the comics handled beautifully and yet we got this running joke about Thor being jealous of Mjolnir picking Jane over him.

I personally loved Black Adam with the introduction of my favorite superhero team, the Justice Society (the Smallville episode will always be my favorite). That was the best representation of Hawkman and Doctor Fate EVER on the screen, movie or TV, but it still lacked in the essential storytelling. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson could not carry this film. Then, you ruin it by setting up a Superman/Black Adam showdown before telling the world that Henry Cavil is OUT as Superman. Are you stupid or what?

At least Marvel has some continuity in the MCU. Yes, the Multiverse of Madness was disappointing, but then Spider-Man: No Way Home brought us the Spiderverse we wanted with Tobey, Andrew, and Tom and an “almost” Sinister Six. They have ways of doing something terribly wrong before auto-correcting itself into something right. Quantumania followed by GOTG Vol. 3 are good examples of how Marvel seems to get away with it.

But again, this could all be rectified with better attention to the writing. The Avengers movies had it all, from bits of comedy to serious gritty parts, scenes to cheer on, and scenes that brought us to tears. It can be done, and has been done, you just need to get back to the original formula. Stop trying to shove a hundred “Easter Eggs” into every film and just give us a good movie that we, as comic book fans, will enjoy with all the noobs.

Tell these directors and producers to STOP trying to improve on the original idea with their own. It doesn’t work. Can you imagine if Thor: Ragnarok was actually a prelude to World War Hulk and we got an actual badass arena match in true fashion to the comic? That could have been so much better.so

So please, before we get too deep into James Gunn’s new DCEU and Phase Six of the MCU, let’s sit down with a box of our favorite comic books and reread them. You’ll find the wisdom of Stan Lee bringing you back to nirvana once again.

Mark Piggott is an award-winning independent author of several fantasy/steampunk novels and short stories. A 23-year U.S. Navy veteran, his stories will take you from the shores of eternal Avalon to a dystopian steampunk future and other worlds.

The Forever Avalon fantasy book series—including Forever Avalon, The Dark Tides, and The Outlander War—are available online at Amazon and other booksellers. His fantasy steampunk novel, The Last Magus: A Clockwork Heart, is available through Lulu and other booksellers.

Cross over The River of Souls in a fantasy novella and the steampunk historical fiction, Corsair and the Sky Pirates from Curious Corvid Publishing. The Last Magus: Dragonfire and Steel and The Prometheus Engine: Book Four of the Forever Avalon Series, are coming soon. Stay tuned for more new fantastic stories from the imagination of Mark Piggott.